By Kathy Carmichael
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I did a thorough walk-through and didn’t notice anything missing. ” “Uh, yeah. ” A sense of urgency had me reaching out to grab his arm. Of course I needed to check things out, and I wanted a big, strong detective nearby. What if the intruder was still in my house? What if he’d been hiding and Brad hadn’t found him? ” I headed toward the kitchen, one arm still clutching Brad, who rushed to keep up. Sue Ann met me with a glass tumbler. ” I did. I hadn’t expected her to give me straight bourbon. I’m not much of a drinker, but a few bottles of alcohol had been left behind after some long-ago gathering at my house.
Keep your phone handy and dial 9-1-1 if anything at all suspicious happens. ” I felt protected and safe enough. The dead bolt worked fine and I could lock myself in. Besides, if he spent the night, I wouldn’t be able to sleep. God knows, it would take me all night to clean Dan’s stuff off the bed in the guest room. Brad was too big for my sofa and wouldn’t be at all comfortable—and I wouldn’t be at all comfortable knowing he was in my living room. I followed him to the front door. “I checked all your doors and windows, and they’re locked.
You look pitiful. Eat the egg drop soup. ” “Yeah. ” I did as he asked and took a sip. It was a little too salty for my taste—but I took another sip. 36 Diary of a Confessions Queen He scooted back his chair, and it made a scraping noise on the linoleum. “I’m finished. ” My soup spewed. “I didn’t mean it that way. ” Of course he didn’t mean it that way. Using my napkin to blot up the mess I’d made, I hoped Brad wouldn’t notice the scarlet hue my face had to be. He wanted to become intimate with my sofa, not me.