Diary of a Confessions Queen by Kathy Carmichael

By Kathy Carmichael

Confessions author Amy Crosby has placed her existence on carry for the final seven years after the disappearance of her husband, Dan. In writing for actual Lies journal, guilt-ridden Amy takes at the skills her fictional characters confess to, similar to the time she concept she used to be psychic after getting to know clairvoyants. With fatalistic reputation of the craziness in her existence, she makes use of humor to manage; but if the house Dan acquired for them is set to be foreclosed, her merely resolution is his having him declared legally useless and utilizing his existence insurance plans. Her house is safe—that is, till she gets a blackmail be aware. equivalent components secret and humor, this novel is bound to maintain readers guessing—and laughing—until the end.

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I did a thorough walk-through and didn’t notice anything missing. ” “Uh, yeah. ” A sense of urgency had me reaching out to grab his arm. Of course I needed to check things out, and I wanted a big, strong detective nearby. What if the intruder was still in my house? What if he’d been hiding and Brad hadn’t found him? ” I headed toward the kitchen, one arm still clutching Brad, who rushed to keep up. Sue Ann met me with a glass tumbler. ” I did. I hadn’t expected her to give me straight bourbon. I’m not much of a drinker, but a few bottles of alcohol had been left behind after some long-ago gathering at my house.

Keep your phone handy and dial 9-1-1 if anything at all suspicious happens. ” I felt protected and safe enough. The dead bolt worked fine and I could lock myself in. Besides, if he spent the night, I wouldn’t be able to sleep. God knows, it would take me all night to clean Dan’s stuff off the bed in the guest room. Brad was too big for my sofa and wouldn’t be at all comfortable—and I wouldn’t be at all comfortable knowing he was in my living room. I followed him to the front door. “I checked all your doors and windows, and they’re locked.

You look pitiful. Eat the egg drop soup. ” “Yeah. ” I did as he asked and took a sip. It was a little too salty for my taste—but I took another sip. 36 Diary of a Confessions Queen He scooted back his chair, and it made a scraping noise on the linoleum. “I’m finished. ” My soup spewed. “I didn’t mean it that way. ” Of course he didn’t mean it that way. Using my napkin to blot up the mess I’d made, I hoped Brad wouldn’t notice the scarlet hue my face had to be. He wanted to become intimate with my sofa, not me.

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