Cook to Bang: The Lay Cook's Guide to Getting Laid by Spencer Walker

By Spencer Walker

Tired of dates that go away you with not anything yet a $150 dinner tab, a puppy bag, and blue balls? input Cook to Bang, a advisor to wining, eating, and sixty-nining for chefs who don’t understand their asparagus from their elbows. It bargains a background of cook dinner to Bang seduction during the a long time, assistance for atmosphere the bait, the simplest menu for every “sexual profile,” equipment for making a sexy-time vibe, and a video game plan for a way to make your movement. Born from the preferred site, Cook to Bang is an everyman’s advisor to cooking your means into your date’s bed.

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For information, address St. Y. 10010. com Book design by Level C All photographs by Noah Abrams Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Walker, Spencer. —1st ed. p. cm. ISBN 978-0-312-60018-1 1. Aphrodisiac cookery. 2. Seduction. I. Title. 5'63—dc22 2009046745 First Edition: May 2010 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 This book is dedicated to all the girls I loved before. Contents 1 Why Cook to Bang? : Save Our Seduction 14 Cook to Bang Testes-moan-ials Afterword Acknowledgments COOK TO BANG 1 Why Cook to Bang?

To truly conquer you must know your conquest. That requires legwork. But don’t worry, you lazy fucker. The extra effort is minimal. Those who have spent an entire weekend in bed can assure you the payoff is worth the price of admission. TAP THAT GOAL’S ASS You need to know what you want and then figure out how to get it. Successful people like Bill Gates, Hugh Hefner, and even Girls Gone Wild uber-douche Joe Francis set their sights high and went for it. ” Here’s a little insider knowledge for you: I worked at a talent agency that turned down the opportunity to sign Joe Francis and represent Girls Gone Wild.

Cooking to Bang doesn’t require harvesting a kidney to pay for the dinner bill. You can avoid the awkward invitation inside after a date. And going the extra mile yields decadent dividends. Culinary skills are as essential to the art of seduction as a brush and easel are for painting. Be the Picasso in the pantry, Van Gogh up the grill, and shake your Monet maker. Cook to Bang offers simple, effective methods for enjoying the two greatest pleasures: food and sex. Anyone can cook an amazing meal and bring out their date’s inner slut.

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