50 Days Worse Than Yours by Justin Racz

By Justin Racz

We've all had undesirable days: misplaced our keys, damaged a nail, ignored a educate. a few days, besides the fact that, are a lot worse than others, as Justin Racz proves during this hilarious new addition to the ruin hit Worse Than Yours sequence. gathering fifty of the main memorable "bad days," this outrageous publication catalogs every little thing from the day-by-day ("First grey hair noticed") to the mythical ("Eve eats apple"), from the general public ("New York urban sanitation strike") to the painfully inner most ("Ricky will get atomic wedgie, 1976"). An encouraged and completely illustrated testomony to schadenfreude, 50 Days Worse than Yours proves that not anything is as common as ache. no matter if you are a child ("Picked final in gym-again"), a brand new mother or father ("Barney invented"), or dealing with down heart age ("AARP card arrives"), you will be absolute to locate a few convenience during this riotous compilation of items long gone improper. in spite of everything, it could actually were a lot, a lot worse... Justin Racz is the writer of fifty Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, 50 kinfolk Worse Than...

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His blind spot is pretty much everywhere. Don't drive in Florida or Arizona. Within twenty years, by one economist's estimate, there will be more crash fatalities involving elderly drivers than there are drunk-driving fatalities (15,935) today. And drunken elderly drivers really don't stand a chance. 48. Fastball in the Nuts The pitcher looks for the sign, nods, winds up, pumps, and fires a heater right into Jose's chimichangas. Replayed over and over on Sports Center and then immortalized on Wacky Sports Bloopers Volume 8.

Flu, Day 5 Delirious from a 1 03 fever and loss of fluids, you confuse Bob Barker with God. It's as if Bob/God is welcoming people to spin the wheel of life for a chance to take a first-class trip to that showcase prize package in the sky. You try to eat something, fail, sleep, then Guiding Light comes on. There is no clock in hell In the throes of illness, you pledge to be a better person and apologize to all those you've ever hurt before. This is only day 5. Wait until day 7, when even your mother stops taking your calls.

Having to drown out the sounds of friends frolicking in the streets by playing extra loud. Chin calluses. Suzuki Violin Exercises, volumes 1-1 2. Know them well. 7. Shark Bite Just another day of Air Guard search and rescue training, except this soldier found something he wasn't looking for—a great white. In between rows two and three of the shark's teeth. It beats those brutally hot Iraq summers. Can never watch Jaws again without crying. Or your favorite Jabberjaw cartoons. Choose KP duty. There's no glory in peeling potatoes, but you don't lose a leg, either.

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