By Justin Racz
We've all had undesirable days: misplaced our keys, damaged a nail, ignored a educate. a few days, besides the fact that, are a lot worse than others, as Justin Racz proves during this hilarious new addition to the ruin hit Worse Than Yours sequence. gathering fifty of the main memorable "bad days," this outrageous publication catalogs every little thing from the day-by-day ("First grey hair noticed") to the mythical ("Eve eats apple"), from the general public ("New York urban sanitation strike") to the painfully inner most ("Ricky will get atomic wedgie, 1976"). An encouraged and completely illustrated testomony to schadenfreude, 50 Days Worse than Yours proves that not anything is as common as ache. no matter if you are a child ("Picked final in gym-again"), a brand new mother or father ("Barney invented"), or dealing with down heart age ("AARP card arrives"), you will be absolute to locate a few convenience during this riotous compilation of items long gone improper. in spite of everything, it could actually were a lot, a lot worse... Justin Racz is the writer of fifty Boyfriends Worse Than Yours, 50 kinfolk Worse Than...
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